Friday, October 15, 2004

沙和尚和《被八个鸡蛋打败的爱情 》

想起一个沙和尚的故事,跟这八个鸡蛋有关的。

上次我就看过这篇文章。看完了转给沙和尚看。

沙和尚很懵懂。

我提醒他,“那个,去年有一次我蒸了一条鱼,端到桌子上然后我去盛汤的,回头一看你把一面都吃光了!”

沙和尚还没有想起来,“哪一次?没有的事!”

我记忆超强,口齿伶俐,“就是有!我买了一条活鲫鱼清蒸的,后来翻了面你还跟我抢另外一面的鱼肉,我最后只吃了几口。”

我翻出这篇文章指给他:“你就跟那个子曰一样,一点都不知道让着我,有好吃的就倏倏倏得都吃了。”

沙和尚笨口拙舌,恨不得以头呛地:“靠!下次再买一条鱼我一口也不吃!”

可怜的沙和尚,被我折磨成这样。。。。

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you are such a lucky girl to find someone who completes you so perfectly.
you reminded me of a person who, once possessed what you have, but she blew it and lost him.
now thinking back, i think maybe he didn't try hard enough to rescue her. she is still suffering now, a neurotic, self-conscious woman.